The Free and easy way to make money online

A version of me Okay - so you want to make money online but:

You don't want to pay for the privilege - you are broke so can't afford to pay for it
You don't want to create website
You don't want to learn about SEO, PPC and all the other acronyms that you can't be bothered to find out the meanings of
You just want a quick and dirty way of making money

So this is you ? Okay read on - I'm about to break down the simplest way of making money online. And it's FREE. There are no additional click after this,or clicks taking you to an affiliate website etc - this is bare bones honesty gleaned from tons of money making ebooks, research, websites, ideas etc, minus the bullshit and egos.trans.gifRemember the adage - "Nothing will work unless you do"? Well even if you are lazy - this method still entails a few clicks and then a few more clicks every day on an ongoing basis. You can sit back and do nothing, and you will still earn clicks and money, but the more your click the more money you will make.

Follow this step by step easy as pie guide and then mail me when the money starts rolling in. Here goes:

Sign up with Clickbank dot com - choose an ID that is easy to remember then remember it.
The top 4 money making Click Bank niches are internet marketing, weight loss, dating (i.e. how to get the girl or guy) and muscle building.
In Clickbank - click on 'Marketplace' and type in any one of the niches above in the "Find Products" box.
You will then see a list of products that fall in that niche for you to promote.
Next click on the drop down "Sort Results By" and select "Gravity".
Choose all the ones you are interested in by clicking on "Promote".
You will then get a pop-up screen that will give you the link to promote so that you can earn commissions on those items.
Copy and paste those links into a document and call it "My Money Makers".
Now you are ready to start making money and these are the simplest, easiest, laziest ways of doing it. Are you ready - okay let's go.

Promoting your niche products

Twitter

Create a Twitter account applicable to your niche. E.g. Weight Loss. Use a memorable and enticing username.
Create an eye catching profile image with a sexy skinny girl or guy.
Put in your profile information something like "I help people to lose weight and keep it off".
Use the affiliate link from the niche product you selected in Click Bank as your website link. To disguise it you can use Tiny dot CC to change it to something else.
The go to the twitter page of someone famous or someone that is influential in your niche. E.g. Oprah
Then follow their followers like crazy so that they will either follow you or click on your link to read more about you. This part is simple - you just click on their "Followers" link then click "Follow" next to their names. Click, Click, Click.
RT their tweets and add affiliate link into the retweet
Tweet an interesting fact related to your niche with a link to your affiliate link
Reply to people tweets with a relevant comment and a link to your affiliate link
Say something controversial or enticing with a link to your affiliate link. I think you get the picture, any interaction you have on Twitter - include your affiliate link related to that niche.